Having breakfast in my cube today...Twas corn pancakes and sausages(such are our combinations), when the most amazing thing happened...
I took a bite from one of the sausages when it slipped off my fork, hit the floor, and the mutherfucker cleared a 2-foot bounce back up to my thigh...
Im like "Holy shite!"
...I mean, WTF they making these sausages from nowadays anyway?!? fucking kangaroos???
still find it pretty awesome tho... XD
4 comments:
it was aiming for your balls keke
-fr0stie
hey...the other day, you erm (almost) saved my life..
wah!!
u mean with my bouncy meatstick?...
and if i 'almost' saved u, shouldn't you be dead-ish? :P
im in one o' those moods again...hehehe
You'll never now what they're putting in our food these days...
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