"What is art?"
There was once a caveman and a cavewoman
Caveman: I want to mate with u
Cavewoman: Fuck off.
Is this art? not really, sellecting a mate and the urge to breed is a natural thing.
A Sabretooth jumps out of a bush. Caveman craps himself and runs...fast.
Is this art? could be...but the man is running for his survival...so, no pie.
Sabretooth then looks at Cavewoman, who craps herself and runs too. Sabretooth gives chase.
Nah, not art. Sabretooth makes the decision that the woman prolly would make an easier target.
Cavewoman freaks out and in panic runs over a 100 foot cliff. Sabretooth, in fervor, jumps after her.
Art? fuck no! its a bloody tragedy!
Seeing it all from on top a tree, Caveman jumps down and runs to the cliff where they jumped, drops his loincloth, and takes a piss over the edge.
Now THATs art :)
6 comments:
>.<
tell me again why we're... oh nevermind.
you're a sick fuck
i try
UPDATE YOUR BLOG ALREADY..... rigahgoogoo
Art is also when the Sabertooth jumps off, realises he is fucked and takes a crap in mid-air...
...or in a boat, fishing, with friends around...and a sleeping tekong next to you...
capes...u be hopeless
wouldnt have it any other way tho :)
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