Monday, May 23, 2005

Mamakjuana

Its the question anyone who enjoys a good nasi kandar will ask when he/she is about to fall asleep against their will after a good session at these dubious cuisine corners.

I woke lastnite thinking that i would need no sleep since work today is in the wee mornin hours.

Ive done this countless times and have had no problems before.

The only diff this time is the addition of a mamak session in town. Beeeeg mistake....

ETA to work: 2 hours 30 minutes
-Makan mamak food.

ETA to work: 2 hours 00 minutes
-Sent Capes n Tats back to Nets, go home.

ETA to work: 1 hour 40 minutes
-Smoke, Shit & Shower (the essential 3S)
-Mamakjuana takes effect...drowsy.

ETA to work: 1 hour 00 minutes
-Decide to relax on couch and gather self before dressing up for work.

ETA to work: 0 hour 58 minutes
*snooOOOOOOooorrre....*

ETA to work: negative 2 hours and then some
-Realised that was a bad idea


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10 comments:

Shimmers said...

fuh... which mamak u went la...

Unknown said...

bet u it was the curry - did u see any funny-looking leaves floating about?

Anonymous said...

aaaaarrrrgggghhhh i can't eat
-fr0stie

Edgar "Jobe" Gasper said...

Well, tiger, there was a few 5-finger maple like leaves :D
j/k:)

Poor fr0stie...i can help u wif that wisdom tooth...meet at nets later? i bring my pliers :)

-ed

Eaglet said...

Ok who is this Tats?
no comment on the mamak.

maybe you just sleepy leh,
then wanna make an exciting excuse for oversleeping when it's actually just your own goddamn fault?

I have a bellyache.
i need coffee
Gayle and Capes
sama sama MC
motherfuckers
never tell people one
now
I m all alone
on this long lonesome road

Edgar "Jobe" Gasper said...

IS THE MAMAKJUANA I SWEAR!!!
*scouts honor!*

:D

U poor thing u...both of em ditch you...whos gonna be ur backup vocals on the Ten-D stuff now?

Unknown said...

Dey, scouts where got honour one? I shud know, I was King Scout :P

Eaglet said...

er Joe?
Do you know this tiger guy?
Seems to have *poof* appeared out of nowhere?

Somemore can make cakes one....

I thought scouts got honour?

Unknown said...

*poof*
Just like a genie.
From an old lamp.

Anonymous said...

yes it really is mamakjuana. never fails on us graveyarders as well. Which is why now I don't take food after a certain time. Crashed out one too many times on the keyboard or in the car.

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